stolen...

(i enjoyed this from my old blog. so, in light of my inability to write tonight due to laziness and block, here it is...)


Two conversations
Any similarities to those living or dead is purely coincidental...

Conversation No. 1

Employee and his boss

Employee: Can I get some help?

Boss:

Employee: Why are we doing this?

Boss:

Employee: Does anyone care?

Boss:

Employee: How does this serve our customer?

Boss:

Employee: Does anyone care?

Boss:

Employee: Do you care?

Boss:

End of conversation.

Conversation No. 2

Employee and his chair

Employee: Can i get some help?

Chair:

Employee: Why are we doing this?

Chair:

Employee: Does anyone care?

Chair:

Employee: How does this serve our customer?

Chair:

Employee: Does anyone care?

Chair:

Employee: Do you care?

Chair:

End of conversation.